That's right, y'guys, more surveys. Mooched from John this time.

1. Porn star name (name of first pet + street you grew up on): Mai Winchmore
2. Movie star name (name of your favorite snackfood + grandfather's first name): Leftovers Tsukasa
3. Exotic foreigner alias (favorite spice + last foreign vacation spot): Curry Puerto Vallarta
4. Socialite alias: (silliest childhood nickname + town where you first partied): Jules Englewood
5. J. Lo alias (first initial + first two/three letters of last name): Y. Ma ... sounds more like a question, no?
6. Detective alias (favorite baby animal + high school): Kitty Klein
7. Barfly alias (last snack food eaten + favorite alcoholic beverage): Cookie Hurricane
8. Soap opera alias (middle name + street where you first lived): Julia Englewood-Cliff
9. Rock star alias (favorite candy + last name of favorite musician): MilkyWay Mozart

10. If you could build a house anywhere, where would it be?: Somewhere with plenty of room for dogs, cats, and fainting goats.
11. What's your favorite article of clothing?: My tattered overalls
12. If you could've chosen your first name, what would it have been?: anything that wouldn't have been summed up in an alphabet
13. What is the last CD you bought?: Three Days Grace
14. What is your least favorite place to be?: between fighting parents
15. What time do you wake up in the morning?: 7am M/W/F, sometime before 3pm T/Th, and just enough to eat and entertain on weekends
16. What is your favorite kitchen appliance?: the 'fridge keeps things edible
17. What makes you really angry?: Christmas lights
18. If you could play an instrument, what would it be?: drums
19. Favorite colors?: green, orange, yellow, beige, blue
20. Do you believe in an afterlife?: The thought of not having to care about a body after life is nice.
21. Favorite movie?: Breakfast Club
22. What's your favorite season?: Winter
23. Got a tattoo? Describe: No, too scared.
24. Can you juggle?: No, no hand-eye coordination.
25. One person from your past that you wish you could go back and talk to: great-gran'mama
26. Favorite day of week?: Friday
27. What is in the trunk of the car?: collapsable grocery holders
28. Which do you prefer - sushi or hamburger?: fresh sushi sounds good
29. What is your favorite cartoon?: non-TV-ified Garfield
30. What is your favorite meal?: Thick stew (with lots of veggies, mind you) and rice/bread

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When people say V-day is romantic, they're not wrong. It's just that you're idea of romance is doing it all night long. So screw the dinner, the cards, and the roses. You'll show love by doing it in many poses.

Today marks the mid-point of the week. Wee! I’ve been trying to go to sleep early lately, but, frankly, I can’t. I’ve become too accustomed to being nocturnal on the weekends and on Monday and Wednesday nights. Caffeine really doesn’t help readjust my internal clock, either. Bah, I’ll quit my bitchin’.

I’ve met some people here that play tennis in their leisure time, so I’ve decided to join them next week, when I’ll have my gear with me. ^_^ I’ll be going back home this weekend; too bad I won’t be able to see my parents. (They’re on a vacation away from the kids … lucky bastards.) The following list is for personal purposes only.

[Bring back: shorts, more socks, tennis shoes, racket, balls (3), visor, scrunchies, more clothes, shoes, books (priority: HP), yearbooks, photo albums, more CDs, CD-Rs]

I don’t know what you do, but when I’m in ye olde water closet, I tend to look around out of boredom. Yesterday, while doing this ritualistic inspection, I found, to my dismay, that ants were coming in and out of a small space between two walls and the tub. Loads of them formed a line along the rim of the bathtub, ending in a disarray of scout ants, trying to find food or shelter. “&+@$^%*&#*!!!” I sucked all visible insects with my handy industrial-strength vacuum, and caulked the hole with some Rembrandt toothpaste. (Hehe, I said “suck”, “caulk/cock”, and “hole” in the same sentence. Go me!) The toothpaste effectively blocked any more ants from coming in, but only after it was over did I realize I should’ve used white toothpaste instead of mint green.

When bad things happen, they all seem to happen at once. It's funny, really, and quite ridiculous of me to feel down. I feel loved.

"Dilbert Cumberdale, you taste like soot and poo." 

*Hums West Side Story while snapping fingers*

Our dorms have internet, and that's good. But I hate how we don't get satisfactory speed until after midnight. Bah. Posting anything on Blogger while the sun is out is impossible. AIM? Yeah, sure, it'll get the message across faster than by snail, but I might as well use UPS. *Bites keyboard* I shall bitch, whine, and otherwise raise hell until something is done about this dilemma.

The weekend trip to Austin was mad fun. Many thanks to Steve, Kevin, and Jon, for showing me around the place and putting up with my constant chatter. As I discussed my visit to Roomie, I found out that most of our time was dedicated to eating, walking to a place where we can eat, or talking after eating -- which is awesome by me. Let's do it again!

1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find the 4th sentence: "Comparison between the other countries are either ignored or played down." -Taking Sides: Clashing Views on Controversial Issues in American History, vol. 1
2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you touch first?
Aveeno daily moisturizing lotion
3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?
Snippets of the vice presidential debate. "So, if the next president dies, one of these guys is gonna be in charge? O gawd."
4. Without looking, guess what time it is.
2:40pm
5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
2:35pm
6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
The clock's ticks
7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
I just came back from my English class.
8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
My cell phone
9. What are you wearing?
Brown roxy shirt with orange border and my baggy denim pants
10. Did you dream last night?
No.
11. When did you last laugh?
At lunch, with Felicia, my friend from CultAnth
12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?
Different bonus maps from the National Geographics magazine. I have a meowing sea snail on my ceiling, though.
13. Seen anything weird lately?
Extremely long lower eyelashes on this otherwise normal-looking guy.
14. What do you think of this quiz?
Unique
15. What is the last film you saw?
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
After I add to the funds for my sister and brother to get through college and get married (wedding money), give my parents a good portion for retirement (travel), and donate some to a random organization for good karma, I'd probably buy a plot of land and build a house on it. If I still have some left, I want a cat.
17. Tell me something about you that I don't know.
I have a mole on my right palm, and it's good luck.
18. If you could change one thing about the world, what would you do?
Feed everyone. It's hard to be angry after a nice, big meal.
19. Do you like to dance?
When I think no one's watching
20. George Bush:
noocewlur
21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
*shrug*
22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
I want the middle name to be Kono
23. Would you ever consider living abroad?
Where ever the wind takes me :)
24. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the pearly gates?
I'm a woman.

So, Roomie left to go out of town with her friend who didn't feel confident enough to drive far, kind'a like me when I first moved out. Speaking of which, I shall be going to Austin to visit my friends at UT. Anyone who wishes to contact me can call my cell. If you don't have my cell number, AIM me. If you don't have my screen name, I probably don't know you.

Why? What is it? What did I do this time? What did I screw up? What's wrong? What did I say? Is he mad? Is he sad? Is he confused? Will he tell me? What did I miss? Was it something I said? Was it something I didn't say? Where is he? Will he come back? Does he want to come back? Does he even care? Why? What is it? What did I do this time? What did I screw up? What's wrong? What did I say? Is he mad? Is he sad? Is he confused? Will he tell me? What did I miss? Was it something I said? Was it something I didn't say? Where is he? Will he come back? Does he want to come back? Does he even care? Why? What is it? What did I do this time? What did I screw up? What's wrong? What did I say? Is he mad? Is he sad? Is he confused? Will he tell me? What did I miss? Was it something I said? Was it something I didn't say? Where is he? Will he come back? Does he want to come back? Does he even care? Why? What is it? What did I do this time? What did I screw up? What's wrong? What did I say? Is he mad? Is he sad? Is he confused? Will he tell me? What did I miss? Was it something I said? Was it something I didn't say? Where is he? Will he come back? Does he want to come back? Does he even care? Why? What is it? What did I do this time? What did I screw up? What's wrong? What did I say? Is he mad? Is he sad? Is he confused? Will he tell me? What did I miss? Was it something I said? Was it something I didn't say? Where is he? Will he come back? Does he want to come back? Does he even care? Why? What is it? What did I do this time? What did I screw up? What's wrong? What did I say? Is he mad? Is he sad? Is he confused? Will he tell me? What did I miss? Was it something I said? Was it something I didn't say? Where is he? Will he come back? Does he want to come back? Does he even care? Why? What is it? What did I do this time? What did I screw up? What's wrong? What did I say? Is he mad? Is he sad? Is he confused? Will he tell me? What did I miss? Was it something I said? Was it something I didn't say? Where is he? Will he come back? Does he want to come back? Does he even care? Why? What is it? What did I do this time? What did I screw up? What's wrong? What did I say? Is he mad? Is he sad? Is he confused? Will he tell me? What did I miss? Was it something I said? Was it something I didn't say? Where is he? Will he come back? Does he want to come back? Does he even care? Why? What is it? What did I do this time? What did I screw up? What's wrong? What did I say? Is he mad? Is he sad? Is he confused? Will he tell me? What did I miss? Was it something I said? Was it something I didn't say? Where is he? Will he come back? Does he want to come back? Does he even care? Why? What is it? What did I do this time? What did I screw up? What's wrong? What did I say? Is he mad? Is he sad? Is he confused? Will he tell me? What did I miss? Was it something I said? Was it something I didn't say? Where is he? Will he come back? Does he want to come back? Does he even care? Why? What is it? What did I do this time? What did I screw up? What's wrong? What did I say? Is he mad? Is he sad? Is he confused? Will he tell me? What did I miss? Was it something I said? Was it something I didn't say? Where is he? Will he come back? Does he want to come back? Does he even care? Why? What is it? What did I do this time? What did I screw up? What's wrong? What did I say? Is he mad? Is he sad? Is he confused? Will he tell me? What did I miss? Was it something I said? Was it something I didn't say? Where is he? Will he come back? Does he want to come back? Does he even care? Why? What is it? What did I do this time? What did I screw up? What's wrong? What did I say? Is he mad? Is he sad? Is he confused? Will he tell me? What did I miss? Was it something I said? Was it something I didn't say? Where is he? Will he come back? Does he want to come back? Does he even care? Why? What is it? What did I do this time? What did I screw up? What's wrong? What did I say? Is he mad? Is he sad? Is he confused? Will he tell me? What did I miss? Was it something I said? Was it something I didn't say? Where is he? Will he come back? Does he want to come back? Does he even care?
Fuck it all