1.You can press a button that will make any one person explode. Who would you blow up?
Jack Thompson
2. You can flip a switch that will wipe any band or musical artist out of existence. Which one will it be?
Linkin Park
3. Who would you really like to just punch in the face?
The fucker who tried to break into my sister's car
4. What is your favourite cheese?
Gouda
5. You can only have one kind of sandwich. Every sandwich ingredient known to humankind is at your immediate disposal. What kind of sandwich would you have and what would be on it?
A club with all the veggies I can get
6. You have the opportunity to sleep with the tv-celebrity of your choice. We are talking no-strings-attached sex and it can only happen once (they will never call you back). Who is it?
Hugh Jackman
7. You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Same rules as above. Who is it?
Lenny Kravitz?
8. Now that you've slept with two different people in a row, you seem to be having an excellent day because you just came across a hundred-dollar bill on the sidewalk. Holy shit, a hundred bucks! How are you gonna spend it?
Save it
9. You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go?
Machu Pichu
10. Upon arrival to the aforementioned location, you get off the plane and discover another hundred-dollar bill. Shit! Now that you are in the new location, where are you gonna go to spend that?
Save it!
11. An angel appears out of Heaven and offers you a lifetime supply of the alcoholic beverage of your choice. "Be brand-specific" it says. Man! What are you gonna say about that? Even if you don't drink booze there's something you can figure out... so what's it gonna be?
Kirin beer, I guess. I'd actually prefer a lifetime supply of IBC rootbeer.
12. Rufus appears out of nowhere with a time-traveling phone booth. You can go anytime in the PAST. What time are you traveling to and what are you going to do when you get there?
Ancient Roman Empire, I want to see it alive.
13. You discover a beautiful island upon which you may build your own society. You make the rules. What is the first rule you put into place?
"Thou shalt not be a jackass."
14. You have been given the opportunity to create the half-hour TV show of your own design. What is it called and what's the premise?
Roomies -- a series of short segments (like Robot Chicken) of roomie and me
15. What is your favorite expletive?
Fucker!
16. One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren't really doing anything, they're just standing around your bed. What do you do?
Ask for DNA sample from each one, and then CATscan them all for analysis
17. Your house is on fire, holy shit! You have just enough time to run in there and grab ONE inanimate object. Don't worry, your loved ones and pets have already made it out safely. So what's the one thing you're going to save from that blazing inferno?
Computer
18. The Angel of Death has descended upon you. Fortunately, the Angel of Death is pretty cool and in a good mood, and it offers you a half-hour to do whatever you want before you bite it. Whatcha gonna do in that half-hour?
Write a will
19. You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what's even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What's it gonna be?
The ability to see and breathe underwater
20. You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again?
Any half-hour in which I had one of my blackout episodes (when I snap and become violent)
21. You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?
The time I got root canals done without proper anesthetics
22. You got kicked out of the country for being a time-traveling heathen who sleeps with celebrities and has super-powers. But check out this cool shit... you can move to anywhere else in the world!
Italy
23. This question still counts, even for those of you who are under age. Check it out. You have been eternally banned from every single bar in the world except for ONE. Which one is it gonna be?
I don't know. Really, I don't.
24. Hopefully you didn't mention this in the super-powers question.... If you did, then we'll just expand on that. Check it out... Suddenly, you have gained the ability to FLOAT!!! Whose house are you going to float to first, and be like "Dude, check it out, I can fucking FLOAT!!"
Mine.
25. The constant absorption of magical moonbeams mixed with the radioactive vegetables you consumed earlier have given you the ability to resurrect the dead famous-person of your choice. So which late celebrity will you bring back to life?
Mitch Hedberg
