Sunday, February 25, 2007
Thursday, February 22, 2007
"10 bean and cheese, 5 potato and egg, 5 sausage and egg, 5 carne guisada, 5 brisket"
" ... son of a bitch."
Sunday, February 18, 2007
Thursday, February 15, 2007
I had another dream. In this one, I'm looking for this baker (or "patissier", as I called her), but when I get to the shop she's gone. Some the guy I'm with looks in the oven, finds burnt cookies and says she must have been kidnapped. The end.
Saturday, February 10, 2007
Ok, so I'm up for work, but I really need to write down a dream I had.
I'm Harry Potter flying to Hogwarts, but I'm taking Dudley with me. Something apparently happened to where we both had to flee. His weight is making flying so difficult that a flock of hens (you read that right, hens) makes the broom waver. We make it to school, and I have to report it to Umbridge. I'm trying to make it confidential and all, but she's all, "You can tell me whatever infront of all your peers." Bitch. But I whisper to her that it's my brother. (Brother?! That makes no sense!) But she gets the point, and leaves in a hurry with some other teachers to look into the matter.
Somehow, instead of having a beginning-of-the-year speech, there's a rock concert. Everything is fine until the band starts playing the same song, but in parody. Saying stuff like, "snake boy" and "scar face". I get really moody and leave.
I'm no longer Harry now, but a feudal-age Japanese princess (that is, judging from what I was wearing), walking down a hall (open-air). I fall off over the banister and survive the fall unscathed, but when I return indoors, I find out that my fiancee/boyfriend/love interest thinks I'm dead. I think he might do something aweful, so I run around trying to find him. Along the way, I have to explain what happened to several people. I find the guy and he acts like he's seeing a ghost, so he doesn't make such a big deal. I guess he was still in shock from my "death". I tell him I didn't die, and hold his hand.
The end.



